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Based off of desdemonakakalose’s Up In Smoke, an AU ConWorth-if-you-squint fanfic that is the first installment of many.
WHAT WHAT WHAT ALSO THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY WHAT DETAILS I NEED NOW PLEASE
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
HOLY SHIT THIS IS PERFECT
At this point there’s really no pretending like I’m gonna get a full length story out of this, I mean, it’s been languishing for months. I know when to call it a loss.
So here, if you’re interested, have a half-fic and pretend like it’s a cool open ended mysterious work of the undeniable genious that is me.
Oh my god we need more of this now.
Here we go! Finished (for now) timeline of Hannapocaverse fics, including all the flashback chapters. Enjoy. :)
And now like two people in the entire internet are wondering what a snowflake means.
what is this
why did I not know of it
also Night in the Lonesome October is down the road in the relationship????
also Need to read Wrench and Thinking of You AND AAAAAAGH THIS AU GUYS
I’m so sorry I feel like I’m bugging the writer BUT IT GIVES ME A LOTS OF FEELINGS
NOT EVEN FEELS
I wish people would bother me more. ;_; You’re fine.
I am a needy attention hoo-er and I need to be kept in line. GIVE ME ALL YOUR FEELS.
YOU DON’T WANT THEM. TRUST ME.
They’re stuffed with giggles and wanting to smack people.
no wait why are you talking to me
No, you will fork them over. You will. THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
asdfghjk do you WANT a 3 page long review on the entire AU or something? That is how big my feels are I mean cmon I DON’T WANT TO WRITE THREE PAGES I HAVE MANY OTHER THINGS TO DO.
But, uh, to be honest, I have only three favorite AUs in the fandom and the Apocalypse one is one of them? I mean I could go into detail about the entire YES-GOODness about it but.
I just have no time right now. D8
Maybe the world isn’t prepared for that anyhow. Still. Point is FEELINGS ARE A GOOD THING AND YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY.
Des, even if the fandom is slowly shrinking around us, at least we can take solace in the knowledge that the ones who remain are full of extreme feels.
I always imagine this song being a kind of snarky duet between Conrad and Worth.
Nobody make any bending-over jokes, because there’s probably nothing you can say that Worth hasn’t already said by this point.
Yet another CMC song association that’s completely my fault.
He’s not the best at stuff but he tries anyways and that’s why I like him.
To prove this, have one small section of the reverse POV fic I should have up in places before I go to sleep tonight.
“Conrad found himself in a two-fold wrestling match, trying to get his shaking legs under control even as he fought with pain for control of his brain. Pain was trying to draw a line down the middle, there that’s your side this side is mine, but Conrad needed that side too and fuck you Pain, this isn’t a sitcom.”
You can download the whole thing (140MB, 20 songs) here. Or, if your internet is a bit spotty, here it is split in half.
01 The Beginning - Brian Eno
02 The Sky is Fallin’ - Queens of the Stone Age
03 Destroy Everything You Touch - Ladytron
04 Apocalypse Please - Muse
05 Burn it Down - AWOLNATION
06 Ages of Ruin - Ima Robot
07 Therapy - 16Volt
08 Four Rusted Horses - Marilyn Manson
09 Cowboy Costume - Delaney Davidson
10 In the Pines - Delaney Davidson
11 The Man Who Sold the World - Nirvana
12 No Distance Left to Run = Blur
13 Parachute - Sean Lennon
14 The End of it All - 16Volt
15 Jupiter - Starfucker
16 Survivalism - Nine Inch Nails
17 The End is the Beginning is the End - Smashing Pumpkins
18 In the Afterlife - Squirrel Nut Zippers
19 My New World - The Epoxies
20 Knights of Shame - AWOLNATION
Conrad should have been irritated. Worth was a dick. He was a /complete/ dick and only ever did anything remotely nice if it suited his whim or set someone up for additional mockery. Conrad was well aware of that and had given up on trying to walk on egg shells long ago. These days he just hit Worth and then either left, or, well, things sometimes happened that led to him staying around a bit longer than the artist intended.